ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9

santinope:

sammycriedformommy:

foxx-y:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

THANK YOU

THIS

CAN WE HAVE THIS LKE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE

vinegod:

Strict parents on date night by Cody Johns

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much