dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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#ref

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

nyehs:

how to become tumblr famous:

  • NO! NO NO NO!
  • STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW
  • IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE
  • DONT MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NO
  • STICK TO THE STATUS QUO 

turnitonandhide:

randomdraggon:

When he found himself in Night Vale his plain ‘ol space pants turned into actual space pants and he was quite pleased. 

Space pants Carlos is the best Carlos. 

actually the shirt made me laugh harder

I’m awful

vinebox:

HAHHAAHHAH a sea lion trying to eat my hand