anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

The only thing that we’re allowed to do is to believe that we won’t regret the choice we made”

jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

religiousmom:

What happens if you start drinking directly from the drink dispenser at a McDonald’s what will the staff even do

Fullmetal Alchemist Rewatch - 59: Lost Light

…Now, the one who had his eyes fixed on the country’s future was robbed of his vision; never again will be able to see what the future holds.He gives humans their suitable forms of despair to prevent them from getting too conceited.

papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

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anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

lickdacake:

Oh yes I did. Lol

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

a lot of these are Netflix’s way of replacing movies they don’t have and I find that hilarious

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*